I have lived my whole life never catcalling anyone. But today I thought I’d give it a shot.
I saw a person coming out of the library and I shouted “Hey, smart person! I bet you’ve read a bunch of great books and have interesting ideas!”
The guys at the office said that I did it wrong but I don’t know.
I got his number and we’re seeing each other this Saturday.
(this is a joke, I would never catcall anyone, its disrespectful. But if I did do it, I imagine this is how I would do it.)
Pelgris 
Is this from a female perspective? (his number?) either way, I like that you’ve attempted to point out the personality, rather than objectifying them. But I agree, I’d never do it. But in also a woman
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I’m pansexual. So, I like cool people. Physicality notwithstanding. I just prefer women by and large. And I thought it would be funnier if it was a man.
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Say no more. I understand. 😊
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I don’t mean to say I don’t want you to say more. Crap. That came out wrong.
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I assumed it was a colloquialism not a slight. Perfectly fine.
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Oh good. 🤣🤣🤣
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