I have lived my whole life never catcalling anyone. But today I thought I’d give it a shot.
I saw a person coming out of the library and I shouted “Hey, smart person! I bet you’ve read a bunch of great books and have interesting ideas!”
The guys at the office said that I did it wrong but I don’t know.
I got his number and we’re seeing each other this Saturday.
(this is a joke, I would never catcall anyone, its disrespectful. But if I did do it, I imagine this is how I would do it.)